I wear a postman’s cap when I deliver letters
And a beanie when I run errands.
I have a mortarboard for manipulating abstract concepts
And a top hat to be a gentleman at parties.
I wear a bandana for stealing gold and drinking rum
And somewhere I have a fish hat for infiltrating the Mer King’s castle.
But when all the hats come off at the end of the day,
Who is lying in the bed?