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And yet it lives the disgusting creature.
I’ve tried sprinkling it with salt. I’ve tried drowning it, drenching it with the garden hose. I’ve even tried beating it with my shoe.
One should think it would at least be scared off at some point, but no. It seems determined to mar my beautiful garden.
Until I find out what it takes to get rid of a man.